:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
The air was thick with penises
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Randomize
