haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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