Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
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