Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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