If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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