my being single is dangerous.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Randomize
