I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
this just has baby written all over it
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
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I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
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I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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