thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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