Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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