It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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