so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
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Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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