What should our trivia night team be named?
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I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
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Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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