Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
The ass gains better be worth it
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