THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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