i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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