Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I hate all girls vehemently.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
They took my balls.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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