im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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