Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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