come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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