If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
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Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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