My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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