so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
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I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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