sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
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Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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