doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
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While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
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went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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