i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
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i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
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Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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