talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Randomize
