So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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