I bet he comes in French.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
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