I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
