She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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