she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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