Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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