with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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