Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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