when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
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Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
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My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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