Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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