You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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