I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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