I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
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You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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