im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
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It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
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i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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