my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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