It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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