physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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