Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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