some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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