respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
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Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
he just fucked me for my cheese.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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