There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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