therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
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Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
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How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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