yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
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these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
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Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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