It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
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She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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