Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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