i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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