Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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