The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Randomize
