I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
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The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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