you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
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It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
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Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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