so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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